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Spin Zone / Re: POTUS got COVID!
« on: October 02, 2020, 05:07:39 AM »
Well, that's one October surprise.  Wonder what's next?

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Spin Zone / Re: Amy Coney Barrett
« on: September 26, 2020, 06:52:35 PM »

After the check from Soros cleared.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 15, 2020, 09:17:36 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: CDC revised their planning scenario page
« on: September 13, 2020, 07:20:43 AM »
Got a hangar neighbor that won't let you get within 50 feet of him.  He was gassing his plane at the self serve another neighbor tried going up to talk with him.  He was yelling don't come any closer!.  He landed the other day both he and his wife were wearing masks and shields.  Yes, he is liberal as hell!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 06, 2020, 11:28:07 AM »
The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle...
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things. You live on the wrong side of the Ocean. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!!

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Spin Zone / Re: Financial incentive to continue the feardemic
« on: August 29, 2020, 08:36:14 AM »
Because of the pandemic government is losing money so when the legislatures are in session hang on to your wallets!  It will get worse.

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Spin Zone / Re: Fuck Kenosha PD
« on: August 28, 2020, 09:06:32 AM »
What AR-10...

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Spin Zone / Re: Fuck Kenosha PD
« on: August 26, 2020, 10:19:32 AM »
Reality beginning to bite some of these morons in the ass?

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Spin Zone / Re: Election Chaos
« on: August 23, 2020, 02:08:14 PM »
It would seem that if the SOS of each state could certify the results for their Representatives and Senators (Federal level) they could also certify the results for President and Vice President.  So if a new President and Vice President could not be selected neither could the Congress Critters.  Am I missing something here?

I do agree this will be the MOST fucked up election up until now.  We have been working towards this for some years now in my opinion.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 12, 2020, 04:47:18 AM »
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: July 28, 2020, 06:54:43 PM »
Looks like Idaho may have to change their name.

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Spin Zone / Re: Spirit Gate Agents Attacked
« on: July 16, 2020, 01:20:51 PM »
Petit theft? Is that different from Petty theft?  ;D

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Spin Zone / Re: Washington Redskins retire team name
« on: July 13, 2020, 10:07:32 AM »
Heard they'll change their name to 'Foreskin' to better fit our politicians in DC.  ;D

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: July 11, 2020, 05:34:38 AM »
Not exactly a joke but what the hell...

Here are two Different Versions of the story
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Be responsible
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide a video of the shivering grasshopper
next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table loaded with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is caused to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green'
“Occupy the Anthill” stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the Black Lives Matter group singing, We shall overcome. Then Reverend Al Sharpton has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper while he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich people do not care.
Former President Obama condemns the ant and blames Donald Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview on The View that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and having; nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper
and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest
of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in 2020.

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Spin Zone / Re: If masks are so necessary...
« on: July 10, 2020, 03:17:44 PM »
The use of the word 'Stupid' so many times makes me think of teenagers chatting using the word 'Like'.

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