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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 12, 2022, 10:28:43 AM »
Mondays Laugh.
THE WAR OF 1812 AT WAL-MART
Yesterday, I wore a Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to "Wally World" to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I digress, enough of my psychological fixations.
While standing in line to check out, a younger guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?”
"No," I replied.
"Then why are you wearing that cap?”
"Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812....” I thought it was a snappy retort.
"The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?”
God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity.
"1946", I answered, as straight-faced as possible.
He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1946?”
"It was a Black Op Mission. No one is supposed to know about it.” This was beginning to become fun!
"Dude! Really?" He exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?”
I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission.”
"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?”
"Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage.”
The moron nodded knowingly.
"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still classified 'Top Secret' and I shouldn't have said anything.”
"Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look. . "Like, what's gonna’ happen if I do?”
With a really hard look I said, "You have a family, don't you?
We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?”
The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door.
The lady behind me started laughing so hard I thought she was about to have a heart attack. I just grinned at her. After checking out and going to the parking lot, I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman.
Upon catching sight of me, he started pointing excitedly in my direction. Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot.
And these people VOTE!

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Accident Review/Never Again (I hope..) / Crocodile
« on: August 30, 2022, 07:33:48 PM »
In August 2010 a Let410 operated by a really dodgy outfit called Filair, dropped out of the sky in the Congo. The poor pilot was a British guy called Chris Wilson, building up his flying hours but far from comfortable with his job. The owner of the company, the Captain of the aircraft, couldn't even read instruments according to the doomed Chris Wilson, who had also told his father it was a dangerous place to fly for many reasons, one being people had a habit of getting up en masse during flight, walking around and making the aircraft unstable.

The events are not 100% confirmed but a strong likelihood as decided by an inquest in the UK into Mr Wilsons death using eye witness evidence.

The aircraft was on approach to Bandundu Airport in the Congo when a crocodile between two and three ft long emerged from a passengers bag. A flight attendant saw it first, ran to the front of the aircraft and the 19 passengers panicked and also rushed to the front. This seriously unbalanced the aircraft and it turned over and flew into the ground killing everyone except one passenger.

This story seems pretty credible as the survivor gave a description of what happened and also the crocodile was found alive in the crashed aircraft …….only to be beaten to death by the first people on the scene.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 30, 2022, 02:13:02 PM »
Kamala Harris: first I’m wearing a navy blue suit, I’m a woman and my pronouns are she/her, now for the great question and tough questions are needed to be asked so that other questions can be asked, and sometimes the simplest of questions can lead to the discussion of more complex questions which leads to the question, when my heels are up around my ears, do they match in color to my earrings????

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Spin Zone / Re: Biden forgives $10,000 in student loans
« on: August 25, 2022, 02:19:56 PM »
To be called 'Cash for Flunkers' program

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Spin Zone / Re: Biden forgives $10,000 in student loans
« on: August 24, 2022, 12:02:38 PM »
Gonna be interesting to see if the rest of the Dims running for reelection back 'Brandon' up on this.  Waiting for our Senator Hassan to make an announcement.

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Spin Zone / Re: A Going Away Gift for Liz Cheney
« on: August 22, 2022, 12:17:22 PM »
Liz is the result of a political dynasty.  Like the others before, she feels that public office is owed to her and her family.   Not the first thought as to why the voters rejected her.

The political establishment have now moved away from the voter and actually find them a nuisance. Thus why the push to "reset" as well as the push to change voting.  They want to be in control, and only want the voter to think they have a say so in elections.
She hasn't got the guts to face up to it.  So it's 'Deflection of Guilt'.

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Spin Zone / Re: The Trump raid and "3 Felonies A Day"
« on: August 20, 2022, 03:11:19 PM »
We DEFINITELY need a 'laugh' icon!

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Spin Zone / Re: A Going Away Gift for Liz Cheney
« on: August 18, 2022, 12:30:55 PM »
by Newt Gingrich

As Congresswoman Liz Cheney was being decisively repudiated by the voters of Wyoming (66 percent to 29 percent is a repudiation), her smug Eastern establishment certainty of moral virtue remained intact.

However, in describing her situation with the words of Abraham Lincoln, she skewed the historic record. If Lincoln had only garnered 29 percent support in his 1858 U.S. Senate race against Stephen Douglas, he would never have been president.

In fact, Lincoln won the popular vote against incumbent Douglas. However, Democrats had more seats in the state legislature (which selected Senators in those days) so they sent Douglas back to Washington. Lincoln then had the Lincoln-Douglas debates published as a book and worked methodically to win the GOP nomination for president in 1860.

Cheney is also profoundly mistaken in her claim that Lincoln ignored public opinion to follow some internal conviction against the popular will.

Lincoln was deeply careful about doing what the public wanted. He was possibly the most thoughtful of all American presidents in this regard. Lincoln warned: “In this age, in this country, public sentiment is everything. With it, nothing can fail; against it, nothing can succeed. Whoever molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes, or pronounces judicial decisions.”

Anyone who studies Lincoln’s presidency knows he listened carefully to the American people (at least those in the North who favored maintaining the Union and ultimately supported abolishing slavery).

In an age before polling, President Lincoln routinely held open receptions at the White House.

As Tyler Putnam wrote:

‘”I call these receptions my public-opinion baths,’ answered Lincoln, ‘for I have but little time to read the papers and gather public opinion that way; and, though they may not be pleasant in all their particulars, the effect as a whole is renovating and invigorating to my perceptions of responsibility and duty.’”

Lincoln believed such encounters kept him in touch with “the great popular assemblage out of which I sprang, and to which at the end of two years I must return.”

When Lincoln called for government of the people, by the people, and for the people, he meant everyday folks – not just Ivy League elites.

The government of the people in Wyoming means representing a deeply pro-Donald Trump position. After all, President Trump got 69.94 percent of the vote in Wyoming in 2020.

When Cheney decided her mission in life was destroying President Trump, she was in effect repudiating the people of Wyoming – the people she was supposed to be representing. She had joined the government for the elite – the government for the establishment system – and rejected Lincoln’s formula of government by and for the people.

This was perhaps made most clear in her arrogant closing statement of the Jan. 6 Committee:

“In our country, we don’t swear an oath to an individual, or a political party. We take our oath to defend the United States Constitution. And that oath must mean something. Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible: There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”

In her concession speech, Cheney continued her anti-Trump fervor which had marked the Jan. 6 Committee as a show trial. Essentially, she was vice chair of a fake committee colluding with the fake news media to produce fake information.

Atty. Gen. Merrick Garland would be well served to consider the Wyoming repudiation of the Jan. 6 Committee’s vice chair – and the number of successful candidates who were supported by President Trump this primary cycle.

It is likely that only two of the 10 House Republicans who voted to impeach President Trump will survive. An 80 percent defeat rate is historic and unlike anything we have seen in American history. (At the peak of his popularity in 1938, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt failed almost totally in his effort to purge conservatives from his party).

Garland’s Justice Department – having lied to federal judges, harassed Trump supporters, and now sent 30 FBI agents into the former President’s private home – is clearly trying to find grounds to indict President Trump and try him in Washington D.C. (where he got only 5.6 percent of the vote).

President Lincoln’s warning for Garland is simple. Government of the people, by the people, and for the people cannot be repudiated by rigged investigations, hand-picked judges, or stacked juries.

Every step by a tainted FBI and Justice Department against President Trump simply makes it more likely that he will be the Republican nominee. Every effort to block him with legality when he cannot be defeated in the public arena will be a disaster for the country and an assault on Lincoln’s vision of government by the people.

Big Government Socialists may be able to beat President Trump in a general election. That would be legitimate and ultimately accepted by the American people if they thought it was an honest campaign and an honest count.

Trying to block President Trump from competing will enrage at least half the country and increase contempt for the entire bureaucracy – and the larger Washington establishment that thinks it can govern over the people rather than with the people’s consent.

As Lincoln warned “public sentiment is everything.” It is that public sentiment which repudiated Cheney in Wyoming. It is that public sentiment which will repudiate any effort to legally rig the game so Trump can’t run.

Garland is in real risk of becoming the attorney general who broke the public’s belief in an impartial American justice system. That would be a disaster on an historic scale.

Let’s stick with Lincoln and cheerfully repudiate Cheney and Garland.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 18, 2022, 10:29:25 AM »
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,
“I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”
“Good question ,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.”
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.
“Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick.”

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Just signed in there and it says that thread cannot be found.

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Spin Zone / Re: Should America Pursue a TWO STATE Solution???
« on: August 15, 2022, 12:46:35 PM »
Don't think that would work.  From what I've seen and heard in this area the Libs want to impose their ideas on everyone.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 15, 2022, 10:00:04 AM »
Unemployment Explined
COSTELLO:  I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
ABBOTT: Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It's 5.6%.
COSTELLO:  That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT:  5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO:  Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that's 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed.  23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Biden said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed.  You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
COSTELLO:  What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look for work.  It wouldn't be fair.
COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed.
COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.
Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down Absolutely!
COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.
COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.
COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a Democrat.
COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said..!
ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Biden....

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: July 12, 2022, 11:51:51 AM »
Real definition of Woke.

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